English jokes

1.What can you catch but not throw?
2.What kind of nut has a hole?
3.What car is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
4.In what month do women talk the least?
5.What nail should you never hit with a hammer?
6.What clothing is always sad?
7.How do we know the ocean is friendly?
8.Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?
9.Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?
10.Where can you always find money?
11.What kind of party do prisoners like?
12.It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening.
What is it?
13.What English word has three consecutive double letters?
14.What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains?
15.What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
16.Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word. BSAINXLEATNTEARS
17.If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back
18.What goes up but never comes down?
19.What kind of pet always stays on the floor?
20.I belong to you, but am used more by others. What am I?

ANSWERS:
1.COLD
2.DONUT
3.RACECAR
4.FEBRUARY coz it's the shortest month
5.FINGERNAIL
6.BLUE JEANS
7.It waves
8.Without it, a friend will become a fiend.
9.He fell off the last step.
10.In the dictionary
11.going away party
12.man
13.bookkeeper
14.wholesome
15.Are you asleep? dead?
16.BANANA
17.MIRROR
18.Your age
19.carpet
20.your name